Hi! I'm Josh. 21 years old. Southern Boy with Big Broadway dreams. I consider myself the King of Sass and the biggest Disney Diva. Senior year at UGA and trying to find myself.
"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else" -Albert Einstein
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
How I always start off my advice…
First things first:
Me at Chapter
let my sass come back and flow
Passive Aggressive…not my style
It’s a bowl of popcorn. Don’t leave that shit on my bed. If I’m not mistaken…I do believe I have picked up your drunk ass multiple times in the past few months.
Customers that walk in during closing
#sorryimnotsorry
Not tonight. I am going to sleep and I won’t cry tonight. Nope…
(Source: hellomadgirl)
To The Little Girl Who Touched My Hair At Work
I know its a birthday party…but sit your white ass down and shut the hell up. HANDS TO YOURSELF!
